Magical Bug Story Story
Dr. Smax helped me wrote a story and we did it over da Internet Massager!!! Check it!!!!!Otter: hi dr. Smax will you help me write a story?
Smax: Gee, I dunno. How bout you write your own story, and I, like, read it.
Otter:Nooooo!!! help me write a sotry!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze?
Smax: Ah jeez, dude. Ok, well, why don’t you tell me what you want to write a story about and I’ll help you with some pointers.
Otter:Pointy things for writing stories? Like pencils or something??? But I want to use da ‘puter!!!!
Smax: We are using the computer. Nevermind. Look, what do you want to write a story about?
Otter:I got no ideas. Dr. Smax, you got lots of ideas. Give me ideas!!!!
Smax: Ummm, hold on. Ok, how bout that bug?
Otter:Oh the bug I squoooshed? On my foot the other day?
Smax: Yeah, there ya go. Write a story about that.
Otter:My Living Journal friend Amy said that was a magic bug. I squooshed a magic bug!
Smax: Okay, let’s run with that one.
Otter:You can’t run if you got a squooshed bug on yer foot. Your momma’s gotta wash it off.
Smax: No, not run literally, ah never mind. Just start the story, and have it be about the magic bug.
Otter:Ok. Once upon the time. . .
Smax: wait, come on. This sounds like a story for babies. Dude, you need an opening that’s a little more kick ass.
Otter:But I am a baby!!!
Smax: Awwww, just write the story, ok?
Otter:Once upon the time there was a baby space otter from space named “Otterspace”. He got a bug on his foot one day while he was flying his space ship and looking at his computer. He felt a little tickle on one of his foots. He looked down and there was a bug! On his foot! So he squooshed it. It made him sad. But then his friend Amy sent him emailz that said “otterspace you squooshed da MAGIC bug” and otterspace got really really REALLY sad. And that got him in trouble with his momma. The end.
Smax: no no no no. Don’t end it there. Keep goin’, man!
Otter:With what?
Smax: Well, like with what’s so magical about the bug? And why does your mom care one way or another?
Otter:Tha bugz got the powerz! Magical powerz!!!
Smax: Like what?
Otter:Well, right after Otterspace (that’s me, da one and da only) squooshes da bug he looks down and theres 2 bugz on his foots. And so he squooshes da new bug and re-squooshes tha old bug.
Smax: Wait, I thought you said your mom washed the squished bug off of your foot.. .
Otter:Shut UP!!!! So, there is the otterspace, me, in space, on his spaceship and he squooshes a bug that turns into two bugs and he squooshes two bugs and they turns into four bugs and then
Smax: I think I can see where this is going. ..
Otter:and then I squoosh a nudder one and a nudder one and there was hundreds of bugs all on my footz! I tried to wiggle away from da big pile of bugs but I coodn’t and they were filling up my spaceship and I couldn’t see out da windows and then I’m swimming in a sea of bugs and they are all tickly and itchy all over me and going into my nose holes! I got magical bugs in my nose holes and it’s makin’ me really really sad!!!
Smax: Ok, keep going.
Otter:Argh, Dr. Smax, this story is freakin’ me out! I don’t want to talk about magical bugs no more.
Smax: No way kid! This is great. There’s suspense. And conflict. We need some resolution. How did you escape the magical bugs?
Otter:My roommate Larry came home and ate all the bugz. Even the ones that went up my nose! That part really tickled. Ever have you have frog tongue go ups you nose?
Smax: uh, no.
Otter:Don’t!!!
Smax: Ok.
Otter:The End
Smax: Yeah. The End.
And that’s my story! What should I write about next??
Hmmmmm????? Current Mood: creativeCurrent Music: tip tap tappy typing 
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otterspace's journal
shocked
and notonly do I gotta put up wif dis guy in there all jabberjawin' and eatin' mah cookies. . .
but now THIS joker is in there too! 
I tired to tell My Momma all about it and she just said I gotta play nice with my "New" "Friends".
aggravated
CLICK SOMETHING NOW!!!!
hungry
